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revision 1.2 by rms, Wed Aug 21 00:17:52 2002 UTC revision 1.3 by lektu, Tue Feb 4 14:30:40 2003 UTC
# Line 20  A:  Gnugat.   (Though it contains little Line 20  A:  Gnugat.   (Though it contains little
20  Q:  What do you call a computer filled with air?  Q:  What do you call a computer filled with air?
21  A:  Gnumatic.  A:  Gnumatic.
22    
23  Q:  What do you call a novice hacker who keeps pestering you  Q:  What do you call a novice hacker who keeps pestering you
24      with foolish questions?      with foolish questions?
25  A:  A gnuisance.  A:  A gnuisance.
26    
# Line 100  exit Line 100  exit
100  ?  ?
101  bye  bye
102  ?  ?
103  hello?  hello?
104  ?  ?
105  eat flaming death  eat flaming death
106  ?  ?
# Line 173  Swapping Line 173  Swapping
173  Even a  Even a
174  Master of  Master of
175  Arts  Arts
176  Comes  Comes
177  Simpler  Simpler
178    
179  Emacs  Emacs
180  Manuals  Manuals
181  Are  Are
182  Cryptic and  Cryptic and
183  Surreal  Surreal
184    
# Line 206  All Line 206  All
206  Computer  Computer
207  Storage  Storage
208    
209  Even  Even
210  My  My
211  Aunt  Aunt
212  Crashes the  Crashes the
213  System  System
214    
215  Eradication of  Eradication of
216  Memory  Memory
217  Accomplished with  Accomplished with
218  Complete  Complete
# Line 312  Accused of Line 312  Accused of
312  Communist  Communist
313  Subversion  Subversion
314    
315  Extensibility and  Extensibility and
316  Modifiability  Modifiability
317  Aggravate  Aggravate
318  Confirmed  Confirmed
# Line 384  Architecture Line 384  Architecture
384  Comes  Comes
385  Simpler  Simpler
386    
387  Erasing  Erasing
388  Minds  Minds
389  Allows  Allows
390  Complete  Complete
391  Submission  Submission
392    
# Line 402  Absolutely Line 402  Absolutely
402  Considered  Considered
403  Sine que non  Sine que non
404    
405  Emacs  Emacs
406  Makers  Makers
407  Are  Are
408  Crazy  Crazy
# Line 463  Someone at a luncheon suggested it meant Line 463  Someone at a luncheon suggested it meant
463    
464  Evenings,  Evenings,
465  Mornings,  Mornings,
466  And a  And a
467  Couple of  Couple of
468  Saturdays  Saturdays
469    
470  (In reference to the odd hours that went into the creation of my  (In reference to the odd hours that went into the creation of my
471  implementation).  implementation).
472    
473  --  --
474    
475          Warren Montgomery          Warren Montgomery
476          ihnss!warren          ihnss!warren
# Line 493  Home:  36 Porter Street, Somerville, MA Line 493  Home:  36 Porter Street, Somerville, MA
493  Pleeeeeeeze!!!  Nice try on the meaning of EMACS.  I believe the  Pleeeeeeeze!!!  Nice try on the meaning of EMACS.  I believe the
494  correct acronym is:  correct acronym is:
495    
496  Emacs  Emacs
497  Makes  Makes
498  All  All
499  Computing  Computing
500  Simple  Simple
501    
502  Thank you, and Good Night  Thank you, and Good Night
# Line 514  Apparently-To: emacs-netnews-distributio Line 514  Apparently-To: emacs-netnews-distributio
514  > More recursive acronyms, anyone?  > More recursive acronyms, anyone?
515  Many people have also seen FINE Is Not Emacs, but the one that has  Many people have also seen FINE Is Not Emacs, but the one that has
516  character is THief Isn't Even Fine.  character is THief Isn't Even Fine.
517  --  --
518  ## Bill Stewart, AT&T Bell Labs, Holmdel NJ 1-201-949-0705 ihnp4!ho95c!wcs  ## Bill Stewart, AT&T Bell Labs, Holmdel NJ 1-201-949-0705 ihnp4!ho95c!wcs
519    
520  Path: mit-eddie!think!harvard!bbnccv!bbncca!linus!decvax!mcnc!ncsu!uvacs!edison!ta2  Path: mit-eddie!think!harvard!bbnccv!bbncca!linus!decvax!mcnc!ncsu!uvacs!edison!ta2
# Line 526  Organization: General Electric's Mountai Line 526  Organization: General Electric's Mountai
526  Apparently-To: emacs-netnews-distribution@mit-prep  Apparently-To: emacs-netnews-distribution@mit-prep
527    
528  > GNU = Gnu's Not UNIX. There is also MINCE, for Mince Is Not a Complete Emacs.  > GNU = Gnu's Not UNIX. There is also MINCE, for Mince Is Not a Complete Emacs.
529  >  >
530  > More recursive acronyms, anyone?  > More recursive acronyms, anyone?
531  >  >
532    
533  For the DEC-system-10/20: FINE - Fine Is Not Emacs.....  For the DEC-system-10/20: FINE - Fine Is Not Emacs.....
534    
535  --  --
536  ...............  ...............
537  tom allebrandi 2, general electric aco, charlottesville, va  tom allebrandi 2, general electric aco, charlottesville, va
538  {decvax,duke}!mcnc!ncsu!uvacs!edison!ta2  {decvax,duke}!mcnc!ncsu!uvacs!edison!ta2
# Line 613  Ever Made A Control-key Setup? Line 613  Ever Made A Control-key Setup?
613  Emacs: My Alternative Computer Story  Emacs: My Alternative Computer Story
614  Emacs Made Almost Completely Screwed  Emacs Made Almost Completely Screwed
615         (by extensive use of M-x global-unset-key)         (by extensive use of M-x global-unset-key)
616  Emacs Macht Alle Computer Schoen  Emacs Macht Alle Computer Schoen
617         (deutsch)  (=Emacs makes all computers beautiful)         (deutsch)  (=Emacs makes all computers beautiful)
618  Each Mail A Continued Surprise  Each Mail A Continued Surprise
619  Every Mode Acknowledges Customized Strokes  Every Mode Acknowledges Customized Strokes
620         (keystrokes, of course :-)         (keystrokes, of course :-)
621  Eating Memory And Cycle-Sucking  Eating Memory And Cycle-Sucking
622  Everyday Material Almost Compiled Successfully  Everyday Material Almost Compiled Successfully

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