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Q: What do you call a computer filled with air? |
Q: What do you call a computer filled with air? |
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A: Gnumatic. |
A: Gnumatic. |
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Q: What do you call a novice hacker who keeps pestering you |
Q: What do you call a novice hacker who keeps pestering you |
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with foolish questions? |
with foolish questions? |
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A: A gnuisance. |
A: A gnuisance. |
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bye |
bye |
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? |
? |
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hello? |
hello? |
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? |
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eat flaming death |
eat flaming death |
106 |
? |
? |
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Even a |
Even a |
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Master of |
Master of |
175 |
Arts |
Arts |
176 |
Comes |
Comes |
177 |
Simpler |
Simpler |
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Emacs |
Emacs |
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Manuals |
Manuals |
181 |
Are |
Are |
182 |
Cryptic and |
Cryptic and |
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Surreal |
Surreal |
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Computer |
Computer |
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Storage |
Storage |
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Even |
Even |
210 |
My |
My |
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Aunt |
Aunt |
212 |
Crashes the |
Crashes the |
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System |
System |
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Eradication of |
Eradication of |
216 |
Memory |
Memory |
217 |
Accomplished with |
Accomplished with |
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Complete |
Complete |
312 |
Communist |
Communist |
313 |
Subversion |
Subversion |
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Extensibility and |
Extensibility and |
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Modifiability |
Modifiability |
317 |
Aggravate |
Aggravate |
318 |
Confirmed |
Confirmed |
384 |
Comes |
Comes |
385 |
Simpler |
Simpler |
386 |
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387 |
Erasing |
Erasing |
388 |
Minds |
Minds |
389 |
Allows |
Allows |
390 |
Complete |
Complete |
391 |
Submission |
Submission |
392 |
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402 |
Considered |
Considered |
403 |
Sine que non |
Sine que non |
404 |
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405 |
Emacs |
Emacs |
406 |
Makers |
Makers |
407 |
Are |
Are |
408 |
Crazy |
Crazy |
463 |
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464 |
Evenings, |
Evenings, |
465 |
Mornings, |
Mornings, |
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And a |
And a |
467 |
Couple of |
Couple of |
468 |
Saturdays |
Saturdays |
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(In reference to the odd hours that went into the creation of my |
(In reference to the odd hours that went into the creation of my |
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implementation). |
implementation). |
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475 |
Warren Montgomery |
Warren Montgomery |
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ihnss!warren |
ihnss!warren |
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Pleeeeeeeze!!! Nice try on the meaning of EMACS. I believe the |
Pleeeeeeeze!!! Nice try on the meaning of EMACS. I believe the |
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correct acronym is: |
correct acronym is: |
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496 |
Emacs |
Emacs |
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Makes |
Makes |
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All |
All |
499 |
Computing |
Computing |
500 |
Simple |
Simple |
501 |
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Thank you, and Good Night |
Thank you, and Good Night |
514 |
> More recursive acronyms, anyone? |
> More recursive acronyms, anyone? |
515 |
Many people have also seen FINE Is Not Emacs, but the one that has |
Many people have also seen FINE Is Not Emacs, but the one that has |
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character is THief Isn't Even Fine. |
character is THief Isn't Even Fine. |
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## Bill Stewart, AT&T Bell Labs, Holmdel NJ 1-201-949-0705 ihnp4!ho95c!wcs |
## Bill Stewart, AT&T Bell Labs, Holmdel NJ 1-201-949-0705 ihnp4!ho95c!wcs |
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520 |
Path: mit-eddie!think!harvard!bbnccv!bbncca!linus!decvax!mcnc!ncsu!uvacs!edison!ta2 |
Path: mit-eddie!think!harvard!bbnccv!bbncca!linus!decvax!mcnc!ncsu!uvacs!edison!ta2 |
526 |
Apparently-To: emacs-netnews-distribution@mit-prep |
Apparently-To: emacs-netnews-distribution@mit-prep |
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528 |
> GNU = Gnu's Not UNIX. There is also MINCE, for Mince Is Not a Complete Emacs. |
> GNU = Gnu's Not UNIX. There is also MINCE, for Mince Is Not a Complete Emacs. |
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> |
> |
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> More recursive acronyms, anyone? |
> More recursive acronyms, anyone? |
531 |
> |
> |
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For the DEC-system-10/20: FINE - Fine Is Not Emacs..... |
For the DEC-system-10/20: FINE - Fine Is Not Emacs..... |
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............... |
............... |
537 |
tom allebrandi 2, general electric aco, charlottesville, va |
tom allebrandi 2, general electric aco, charlottesville, va |
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{decvax,duke}!mcnc!ncsu!uvacs!edison!ta2 |
{decvax,duke}!mcnc!ncsu!uvacs!edison!ta2 |
613 |
Emacs: My Alternative Computer Story |
Emacs: My Alternative Computer Story |
614 |
Emacs Made Almost Completely Screwed |
Emacs Made Almost Completely Screwed |
615 |
(by extensive use of M-x global-unset-key) |
(by extensive use of M-x global-unset-key) |
616 |
Emacs Macht Alle Computer Schoen |
Emacs Macht Alle Computer Schoen |
617 |
(deutsch) (=Emacs makes all computers beautiful) |
(deutsch) (=Emacs makes all computers beautiful) |
618 |
Each Mail A Continued Surprise |
Each Mail A Continued Surprise |
619 |
Every Mode Acknowledges Customized Strokes |
Every Mode Acknowledges Customized Strokes |
620 |
(keystrokes, of course :-) |
(keystrokes, of course :-) |
621 |
Eating Memory And Cycle-Sucking |
Eating Memory And Cycle-Sucking |
622 |
Everyday Material Almost Compiled Successfully |
Everyday Material Almost Compiled Successfully |